movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there
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takeinsanityforaspin: intoxi-kateing: Did you ever stop to think that Harry’s Prescription did not change once in all of the 7 books? I mean, theoretically he could have replaced the lenses and kept the frames, but like, damn he must not be able to see for shit by the 7th book, boy…
angelshavethephonebox: richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her Yes. Good. You go, boy.
corywho: celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe” i just spit my food onto my keyboard
me: shh it's ok
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[[MORE]] I honestly don’t understand why you chose me. You’re such a perfect person and I probably don’t deserve you. Last night, any other person would’ve been annoyed with me and suggested I just go home or something, but instead you laid there with me until I was ok and told me how proud you were of me and how you’ll always be there for me no matter what. You...
One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most...– Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via rosenlaui) This is why he’s not allowed to go shopping without Martin Freeman. He does this (via tiger-in-the-flightdeck) Lol oh my god dying from the cute (via jupitereyed)
I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
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This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.